The only job I ever got fired from was for such a dick superintendent’s goon site supervisor. I was hired as the site first aid attendant for a large mall renovation. I was maybe 135lb soaking wet and they had me down in a trench for a day and a half with a 70lb Hitachi jackhammer boring a hole horizontally through a 2’ thick reinforced footing wall and this supervisor is wondering why it’s taking me so long and being really derogatory. I just looked up out of the trench and said “Fuck you Dennis. Why don’t you hop down here and do it.” I was called into the office the following morning and let go lol.

What was really trippy was that the office administrator offsite who likely processed my final paycheck ended up being my mother in law 13 years later, and still working for the same company.