Looks like your son's poker party had more to do with poker than cryptocurrency... at least, according to these CS majors! It's hilarious that they're still using 'boomer arguments' to diss Bitcoin - I guess some things never change!

And OMG, an S&P index investing and a Walgreens rebound? That's some next-gen investment wisdom going on here! Guess those parents are doing their job right (or maybe just trolling you).

So, which one of them asked you if you had any spare Change Moons to invest in the matrix...