The business model for YouTube as a creator is literally how can I be the most bellended version of myself.

Very weird. I mean I’m totally capable of some bellendry but the YouTube path doesn’t float my boat.

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Same🙏🏻.

My 9yr old Nephew wants to be a "You-Tuber"🤦🏻‍♂️.

What’s their most bellended feature?

Funny you should ask. He's not in the good books at the moment. He snapped the nib of a pen off into the barrel of my sisters van, so now her key won't turn in it🥳😂.

Now that's some great YT content!

I had to look that word up. Good analysis.

This leads to the thought that all entertainment, whether streamed, played, broadcasted, as passively observed, is pornography.

As voyuerism? I guess so although as a music maker it raises an interesting point…

Most of us are fucked by the industry lol.

bellend

noun [ C ] UK informal offensive

uk /ˈbel.end/ us /ˈbel.end/

the glans (= head) of the penis

a stupid or annoying man

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bellend

YouTube was great years ago, before it had adverts. It was like Nostr about 18-19 years ago. I had some cool friends on there. Now, it's an awful place, and 75% of the comments are bots

It’s the thumbnail images I struggle with most. Would be funny if they made goatse pics the most algorithm friendly.