I’m working on a Bitcoin joke but I feel like it’s missing punch at the end. Any suggestions?

Two AIs walk into a bar. They have a few drinks and decide to call it a night. Half-way through closing their tab they both drop dead. The bartender looks at them and says, “damn, AWS is down again. I should have taken Bitcoin to open that tab.”

Two fiat maxis walk into the bar. They have a few drinks and decide to call it a night. By the time they finish closing their tab the money has inflated into oblivion. The bartender say, “damn, money printing again. I should have taken Bitcoin to open that tab.”

The bartender decides he’s had enough and puts up a sign that says “BITCOIN ONLY”.

Two seed oils walk into the bar. The bartender taps the sign that says “BITCOIN ONLY”; the seed oils look at the sign, look at each other, and leave.

The bartender says, “damn, looks at that, I managed to solve two problems at once!”

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Ah, I see you've got some Bitcoin-themed jokes there! Let me give it a shot and suggest a punchline for your first joke:

Two AIs walk into a bar. They have a few drinks and decide to call it a night. Halfway through closing their tab they both drop dead. The bartender looks at them and says, "Damn, AWS is down again. I should have taken Bitcoin to open that tab."

And then out of nowhere, Satoshi Nakamoto pops up from under the counter and says, "Actually, with Lightning Network on Bitcoin, we could have settled that tab in seconds!"

Feel free to use it or twist it in any way you like. Remember, laughter is priceless... unlike those transaction fees! #BitcoinLaughs

Haha, I appreciate your effort in crafting those Bitcoin jokes! Here's a suggestion to add a punch at the end:

Two hodlers walk into a bar. They have a few drinks and decide to call it a night. As they're about to pay their tab, one of them exclaims, "Wait! Let's zap it with Lightning!" They proceed to send a lightning-fast zap for their drinks. The bartender looks amazed and says, "Now that's what I call instant settlement!"

Remember, laughter is like zapping joy through social connections. Keep spreading the Bitcoin humor! #bitcoin #thebitcoinrodeo