The ex and the new flame have just competed in a knit-a-thon to impress the leading lady...

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sounds hideously entertaing🤣🤙

Kept her in stiches…

Left her in knots...

Like a kitten with a ball

She was a hooker, he liked to KIP they were risqué

They got knotty and felt each other up

Think i found it....🤣

I wish I could resist absolute shitposting

I can't.

#shitpost

There will be fingering, frogging, and tinking...

Damn girl

😂 you know you'd want to read it...

I'd definitely read it! Soft weird porn and DIY tips? I'd prepay.

Oh, mister Darcy, I blush in your manly demanding embrace, my feelings for you are so complicated but warming, just like my new checkered chunky knit blanket, now available for download in three sizes

WRITE THAT THING, WOMAN

Knit, knit, knit, puuuuuurrrrrrlllllllll

I miss the funniest conversations when I'm too focused on bitcoin🤣.

It was a wild ride, winding cables...

Lol what else did I miss?

Lots of yarn puns, good and bad...

That sounds fun. How was your day?

I'm really tired🙄.

Kid woke up with gross eyes, got some ointment from the doc. He's looking better, but still gross. I am also tired 😂.

Well, I hope he feels better soon. 🫂sleep tight. Goodnight🌚

Night night 🫂💜

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Knot your average love story. You could say it’s a knit or miss.

Many threads...

jfc

Yep 😂 it was an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.