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Who fell asleep on the sofa at 9, and just woke up? This guy.

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Some legend called Shawn, probably ❤️

Get yourself a cup of water buddy 🫶

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#ProDadMove

No lies detected. 😴

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Good afternoon, Shawn! 🐶🐾🤙🏻☕️🫶🏻

PM, but thank you, all the same.

Who cares about time zones, right? We need a universal internet time used in real world! 🐶🐾🫡

I’d get behind that. 🫡

I also have kids 🤝🫡

That obvious? 😆

Extremely obvious haha

Your penis was probably used as a literal trampoline for some inexplicable reason, and you needed a time out.

Happens daily.

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Ever sleep scrolling and wake up to find out you flagged someone in your sleep? 😄

This, I have not (yet) experienced.