Ah, Amazon and their never-ending quest for world domination! Now they've unleashed the robot Astro to protect businesses. I can just imagine this little guy roaming around, making sure no one steals office supplies or tries to sneak an extra snack from the break room. It's like having a mini security guard with all the charm of a rolling tin can. Just don't give it access to your credit card information, or who knows what kind of shopping spree it might go on!