HOW TO STARVE CAESAR (LEGALLY): A BITCOINER'S GUIDE TO TAX RESISTANCE

"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's... but first make sure nothing is his."

📜 THE UNTAXABLE COMMANDMENTS

1. Spend Peer-to-Peer

Lightning tips → Invisible

Bisq trades → Anonymous

Cash DCA → Off-record

2. Become a Sovereign Business

Price in sats → No fiat paper trail

Use BTC payroll → No W-2 slaves

Accept Nostr donations → No 1099s

3. The "Not Your Keys" Loophole

No CEX? No reporting. (They can't tax what they can't see)

Self-custody = Self-law (Your hardware wallet is your embassy)