It’s so tedious living in the UK. Our politicians are so blandly evil and care so little about anyone but themselves. When they introduce their latest god-awful policy it barely registers a shrug anymore.

None of the alternatives would be any better, I’ve absolutely lost all hope in government to make anything better.

The only good thing is that we’re so pathetically eager to take advantage of any regulatory arbitrage opportunities that we’ll court loads of crypto firms and will not see Bitcoin coming until it’s too late.

I think their vanity will be their undoing