When I was just a boy, I had this weird habit of going into the woods at all hours of the day or night and just following deer trails. Places no one else would go. Especially when I was like 13.

A Japanese company built a factory in the middle of nowhere near where I lived.

One time I popped my retarded head out from the woods and ended up in some Japanese court yard with a bunch of Bhudist shit. I saw a few Japanese guys in suits looking at me.

I took off before security could be called.

They sold the factory to an American company not long after that and next time I creeped up all the Bhudism things had been removed.