Why

I’d rather change it to Dorsey 🤣🤣🤣

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Your strategy is to marry Jack, but mine is to claim to be a shirt tail relative of Michael’s.

I don’t need to marry Jack. I want to be his friend again. Truly. That’s all.

Skittles was my old nickname 🤣🤣🤣

Why, Honey?

Because I hated them … so my friends teased me by calling me that. Icky taste 👅

I tried to imagine a sexy double entendres but came up with nothing.🥳

Taste my rainbow 🌈

As my juices flow over your face

Ambrosia

Ok, you made me uncross my legs. 🥵

🤣🤣🤣. It’s a gift. 🎁 seriously. My friends always said it was a weird charm

To make almost anything

Sexual

Give me anything and I’ll try.

Come on …

Let’s dance 🪩

I appreciate the gift, and can give in return. Like, when we’re dancing and you grind on my knee. 🫨

Dancing 💃 is the word we’re using … mmm 🤔 Kay

Sure thing … 🤣

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Dancin’ and totally not at all 🦴in’

And now I can’t walk for a few minutes, thank you very much, Miss Pamplemousse, so I will be sitting here. All good. Just. Counting backwards from 10. Thinking about, umm, sports. Yeah.