A few years ago, I had a job. My first and only job in the last 15 years.

It was a tremendous mistake (but I did it for a girl because I was 🐈-whipped)

The most embarrassing part of all of it was updating my LinkedIn account, which was never really filled out in the first place

I spent at least a couple of days, cleaning it up and polishing it before beginning to use that platform for networking

Then I got hit by a truck, quit that job, deleted LinkedIn and never looked back.

At this point, the only reason to have an account there would be for me to troll my former no-coiner colleagues who I didn’t like, who thought I was crazy, who are now, and will forever remain poor…