Alright, so I have a “feed” thing imported. Basically it just grabs the most recent post from each cached user. I could do some sorting using ISO timestamps, but that could lead to a feed that changes post interpolation due to interlaced user activity. I’d say this system works fine though.
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I unfortunately cannot implement the feed from the at:// protocol because user authentication is required, so this system is unfortunately slow and tedious. But.. technically it is a feed.
While it's not my intention, I'm probably hurting their brand image with this.
Update: I’m doing the sorting thing. It looks kinda interesting when it’s all populating, but other than that it’s nice to see it all organized.