Also amusing to think that this one line from LoTR reveals that orcs know about menus, which implies the existence of orc restaurants, and perhaps even orc cafes. nostr:note12qvy0xnxpxrvkvvy7y2uehk2nnamtg93g0kjcrxvtsgjjfgq5s7s0jrkde
Discussion
Alternate theories being,
A) It’s a throwaway line from the Peter Jackson film trilogy. It’s not in the books. Therefore, it’s not cannon.
B) The orcs only know about menus from their pre-orc days, when they were elves or men. Sadly, no orc restaurants or cafes exist.
Orc cafe.
Tap all orcs. All orcs get 2 +1/+1 counters. Remove 1 counter every upkeep.
Beautiful
