Would you sign this contract?

Year 2034

BTC = 25 Million dollars

but...

51%+ hashrate compliant to fiat regulation

100% transactions via KYC

undeclared utxos get blocked by default

20% yearly penalty if you don't declare your utxos to your government

11% annual tax on your BTC holdings

8% if your custody is on a regulated exchange that does the paperwork for you.