Not okay!

I shall capriciously decide that this Norse symbol of Yule insensitively triggers my inherited trauma from the Great Heathen Army's invasion of 865. A Viking crime among many that normalised violence, pillaging, trial by jury, dried haddock, government by public assembly, and the use of the word "anger" as English.

Norway, if you're listening, I'm open to being bribed with good food - it worked for Eid and Diwali.