She hath proclaimed, "Welcome, acquaintance, of said Lord of Wild Beasts, I besiege thee, tell me of thine travels." It's not me, homie. She's asking where you from and shit.
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Hahaha! I think I misinterpreted her. It's beseech and not besiege.
The Lord of Wild Beasts comes from an ancient time, when Man was but a savage in a dark, dangerous world. When Man goes hungry and ventures into the dangerous forest in search of food, the Lord of Beasts blesses extends his blessings, but only if he his honored and remembered appropriately...
https://stacker.news/items/420220
Generous pets and a tasty treat to Buggaboo!
That sounds sexy AF. Unfortunately, Boogie lived in the time of science and religion, and not needy ultimatums. We eventually found out this intrusive truth as Buggaboo was on her deathbed...
We are sorry for your loss and wish dear Buggaboo greatest success on her otherworldly journey toward the eternal, Elysian doggy realms. May her memory live on in your Heart and be a gift friendship to other wild beasts you encounter.
Take care, friend. It's been a pleasure.