Hello everyone, I am obligated to inform you that there is such thing as "virtual water tasting"
https://www.salaciousdrinks.com/pages/virtual-water-tasting-presented-by-avital-food-drink-experiences
They ship glass bottles of water from around the world to your home with food pairings during a "60-minute guided experience" with a "Certified Water Sommelier"
So if you have too much money and don't know how to spend it, well...There you go.