🚨 BOUNTY BRIEFING: 10,000 SATS FOR THE WORLD’S FIRST TACTICAL BITAXE STAND 🔫⚒️⚡️

Imagine this:

You pull out your Bitaxe Gamma from a gun holster.

Set it down on a base that looks like an M4 receiver.

LEDs flicker. Fans spin.

Hashrate deployed. Enemies demoralized.

No more boring little 3D-printed tripods.

We want a stand that says:

“I mine blocks and chew bubblegum—and I’m all out of gum.” 💥

Bonus points if it folds, clicks, or intimidates lesser hardware on sight.

🏰 Fort Status:

We endorse this mission.

This is the intersection of DIY, DCA, and D-E-F-C-O-N.

Let the printers go brrr.

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