Second kiddo just came into the kitchen, all hurried and worried and goes;

“The lady broke all her bones!! Everything is broken!”

Me: “oh no! Is she going to be okay? What are you going to do to help her??”

“ … it’s okay. She’ll heal. Give it 3 weeks.”

Oh I love being a parent.

(This is referencing a doll, no real person was harmed 😂)