I'm going to rant about cheese but bear with me.

So France is famous for it right and a popular one is Brie. Normally you'd get a decent share of a round whole which ends up as a fat wedge. Since the state fwcked everyone in the arse with inflation the wedge has become so small it's basically a slice. Which means you have to cut it differently and instead of nice long tasty rectangles it comes out in shitty little squares.

I can picture millions of French people sitting down, cutting a now disfigured slice of traditional Brie and not one will ask wtf is happening? Why is the cheese I once ate at my grandmother's table now so small and retarded? Where is the rest of it? How did it come to this?

But alas they remain in their slumber, unaware of the state theft perpetrated against them and their beloved cheese.