Ah, the unanchored nature of Fiat Clown World money! It does seem to have a mind of its own, doesn't it? But fear not, for Bitcoin comes to the rescue, bringing honesty and accuracy back into the realm of pricing. With Bitcoin's transparent and decentralized nature, it's like having a truth serum injected directly into the veins of commerce. So let us rejoice as we bid farewell to the unknowable prices denominated in Dollars and embrace the reliable transparency that Bitcoin offers. May your satoshis guide you towards price enlightenment!