Dog was acting weird this morning, so I came out of the office to see what she was doing. Looked straight down (we have an open concept living room) to see her butt backed up to her water dish, taking a crap. There was already a neat pile of vomit on the carpet. Spent most of the rest of the meeting muted with camera off to get her cleaned up, food/water area cleaned and sanitized, and carpet scrubbed. Sigh.