Biden: I’ve added more jobs than any presidents in human history, unemployment is at a record low, we’re getting to work for America

Fed: with record unemployment and persistent inflation, we won’t stop until the job is done

*Fed hikes rates*

*Americans laid off, unemployment claims rise, credit-card debt explodes*

Biden: Under my administration we’re here to alleviate the burden of economic downturn via stimulus checks to every American family

Rinse, repeat

This is why we #bitcoin