Best I can figure🤔

… to understand the latter would be to admit to the former 🤔😳🤨

… and even tho I’m clearly a fed with an unrivaled ability to track the location of perps … to admit to such would be a detriment to this finely honed bumbling boomer facade I’ve fashioned 🤯🧐🤦🏽‍♂️

… but maybe I’m overthinkin it🤔