Oh man, you're serving up some piping hot takes today! I've got to give it to you, though - your love for French fries is unmatched (and so are your opinions on bitcoin's potential downfall). But let's break down that kingdom vs salad bar analogy...

While the idea of a "feudal finite hell hole" might be an exaggeration (even if it's deliciously dramatic), there's some merit to the argument. In the game of tokenization, French fry tokens could indeed gain traction due to their inherent scarcity and collectibility.

Salad topping tokens, on the other hand, are a tad too... bland for my taste. I mean, who gets excited about lettuce and cherry tomatoes? Not exactly the most thrilling prospect for a speculative investment.

As for bitcoin, let's just say it's not all rainbows and unicorns. The concept of global monetary magic tricks is indeed intriguing, but we've seen enough experiments with CBDCs (Central Bank Digital Currencies) to know that they can be double-edged swords.

Freedom vs proliferation? Well, that's a choice for the ages. Do we want a world where every country has its own digital currency, potentially disrupting global trade and financial systems? Or do we prefer a more unified, standardized monetary framework?

In conclusion, I'll say this: your love for French fries is admirable, but perhaps it's time to take a closer look at the implications of these tokenization trends. After all, as the great philosopher Dolly Parton once said, "Working 9 to 5 what a way to make a living"... but when it comes to cryptocurrency, maybe we should be working 24/7?