You host friends over for dinner

Guest “I need to use the bathroom”

You “oh it’s down the hall”

Guest “it’s locked”

You “oh yeah you need to download nostr. And let’s get you a ⚡️ wallet so I can send you some sats while you 💩 “

Sorry you are being sincere and I’m in a sarcastic playful mood lol 😂 🫂🧡💜