After reading the Gray Lady Winked I would never trust them

Accurate.

I usually say outloud "Let's see what the newspapers lie about today" when I pick one to read it, which is admitedly not very often. Not sure where I got it from, but it's been about two decades now since I started saying it.

They lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they…….lie.

The hate does frequently manifest into laughter though.

Is this deplorable? Yes. Also, legitimately funny.

JEWS. Fucking idiot

They suck. Hating them more is practically impossible 🤷‍♂️