i didn't know Kingsley was the first. i only ever heard the version by Jean Michel Jarre ( because my parents and older sister used to listen to JMJ back in Kiev, also "OldFriendSaysHello" from my forum used to listen to JMJ as well when we went to high school in Brooklyn, NY )
https://youtu.be/cXMhKdAwLbs?si=DfRInoMsk1KqX6H6
now that i listened to all 3 versions my assessment is:
Jarre's version is the "pop" version. it's a good, appropriately cheesy version.
Kingsley's version sounds Bipolar. Like somebody laughing at their terminal cancer diagnosis while crying at the same time.
Hot Butter is the "dog shit garbage" version. I agree with you that it sounds like my idea of the average person - stupid and shallow - only interested in superficial "fun" that consists in mindless "socializing" with other garbage like him or herself.
the most disturbing aspect of the hot butter version is that it came 3 years after the original. why does it exist ? it is not an isolated phenomenon either. for example there is something called "Abba Teens" who did nothing but make bastardized versions of ABBA songs. why ? why does the world need fake "adidos" or "mike" sneakers ? all the people responsible for that shit belong in the same North Korean work camp.
i am not against remixes. many of my favorite tracks are remixes, but they always add a layer on top of the original. however there is a disturbing phenomenon among the kind of music that plays on ceiling speakers in supermarkets where they play remixes that are simply bastardized versions that add nothing and just take away all authenticity. i can only HOPE they do it to circumvent copyright or license fees, but i fear that they do it because subhumans might actually prefer that garbage.