The wife suggested selling some 🌽
I said “over my dead body”
She may be out to get me now 💀 😬
Discussion
This is not negotiable. Give in to other discussions every now and then, but not this one
Sorry honey, my buy high sell low strategy isn’t working.
Sleep with one eye open
Watch your back homie.
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“Sorry dear, I need it for zapping” probably wouldn’t go over well either 😂
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Be careful mate, sleep with one eye open 🫣🫂
Getting her to taste all the food first - a real gentleman 🤵♂️
“Sorry babe, lost it all in a boating accident”
“What boat? We don’t own a boat”
hahahaahhahahah
I think the safest place is at the bottom of the boat, but you have to learn to snorkel first.