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Step 1: Repent of your sins and believe that Christ is Lord of body and soul ("consciousness").

Step 2: Depart for a time from your "meat suit" of a mortal body at your natural point of death.

Step 3: Receive from Christ a new, sinless, perfected, immortal, resurrection body into which your "consciousness will be exported" when Christ makes a new heavens and new earth.
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CarteBlanche 7mo ago

I heard if you wear the special underwear you can be the god of your own planet.

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Virtus 7mo ago

I don't wear Mormon brand clothing.

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CarteBlanche 7mo ago

What do you wear when you baptize the dead?

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Virtus 7mo ago

A nice suit.

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CarteBlanche 7mo ago

I see. How many dead people have you baptized?

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Virtus 7mo ago

I'm not a member of the clergy, so I have not baptized anyone. But I have been baptized and attended many a baptism. Those who once were dead in their sin and transgressions pass through the regenerative waters of baptism to new life on the other side. An occasion worthy of a fine suit.