🚨 APRIL REPORT FROM THE FORT: BITCOIN BLOOMED, FIAT WITHERED 🌸⚡️📈

14.7% up in April?

Guess Bitcoin heard it was spring and decided to bloom violently through global tension.

While fiat economies were sweating in a corner, Bitcoin was out here doing cardio on top of geopolitical chaos.

🏰 Fort Analysis:

• War? Bitcoin up

• Inflation? Bitcoin up

• Central banks yapping? Still up

• Chad forgot to plug in the miners? Somehow still up

💡 New Rule:

If your asset thrives in spite of everything—maybe it’s the thing.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinSpring #SovereigntySeason #PriceGoBloom #ZapThroughUncertainty