If were a nocoiner today and someone tried to orangepill me using a custodial wallet, I would say: thanks I'm good, I already have a bank for that.

What exactly do you think you are orangepilling if showcasing a custodial proprietary app? instant feeless payments to other custodial accounts really what makes bitcoin unique?

The "power of Lightning" means absolutely nothing without sovereignty. It's just like a shitcoin.