Me: I don't invest
People and bots alike: But you invest in Bitcoin
Me: No I hold Bitcoin
Them: What's the difference? ~Nervous laughter...~
Me: What is money to you... Your local government issued currency? By holding it are you investing?
Them: 
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Speaking of which I need to shut down my fiat Minecraft store for land in my server. Sats only! i should have never touched an option for fiat on a maxi server. I was honestly trying to run a legal loophole for people moving money at scale. Basically buy land with fiat in game, then sell land back for sats in game and cash out... but it's not worth it with the risk etc. Bitcoin only.