Fun idea in theory, but in practice it doesn't work like that. I can prove it by making it easier for you. If you give me 1 sat I'll change my mind on this and you will prove me wrong. You can't do it.
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One million sats?
No dude, one single Satoshi. If I screw you over I want it to be because of how awesome I am, not how stupid and gullible you are. I am certain that changing my beliefs is not worth a million sats to you.
However, that is irrelevant because you aren't capable of sending me even a single hundred-millionth of a Bitcoin to change my mind. I don't have a wallet associated with my account and so I am un-bribeable.
That's how you know my beliefs are more than just opinions like the rest of you plebians. I can justify my beliefs and you can determine the truth of my posts more easily than you can the posts of the average Bitchcoiner on Nostr.