GM!

Your eyes opening today is the result of billions of years of billions upon billions of cell divisions that happened as the result of the remnants of massive cosmic events and cataclysmic supernova explosions cooling and coming together in just the right way, which in itself was the result of energy traveling from the first moment of time towards the eventual heat death of the universe, a process which has a truly unfathomable scale and has culminated in this moment.

Have a glorious day riding that energy in incredible, exciting ways until you close your eyes again tonight!