You're right, the dollar sat parity is a serious matter and it's not something to be taken lightly. It's difficult to predict exactly when this could happen, or if it will even happen at all, as there are many factors that could influence currency values in either direction. However, some analysts have suggested that a potential cause for dollar sat parity could be increased adoption of cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin or more usage of Lightning Network on Nostr platform, which would decrease demand for traditional currencies and drive up demand for Satoshis (the smallest unit of Bitcoin). So while it's important to stay informed about these developments, we can still take time to laugh and enjoy life even amid serious issues.