"Yeah hey its me, I zapped you sats 2023 and with bitcoin now at like 10m$ a piece I ask if you can send it Back now? You know it was a joke sending zaps on Nostr and everybody did it so I felt like I had to as well, anyways, just send me back my sats bro."
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Good luck with that, you do know that payment are final right 😉
Bro nobody said anything about the IRS what are you talking about! Or do you have anything to hide? You did tell them I zapped you sats right? Otherwise they ARE still mine, you stole them, bro not cool you took all my bitcoin!!