As I think clive james (australian) once said: the problem with australia is not that so many people are descended from convicts, but that so many people are descended from prison guards.

Plus remember that one time when police hunted down 3 teenagers who had escaped from covid camp?

https://conservativemodern.com/three-teens-who-escaped-from-aussie-covid-camp-all-have-one-thing-in-common-and-its-not-the-virus/