oh, hah
it's a shitcoin project grant!
they unfortunately overestimate the utility of their constrained compute system inside the "canisters" they use and are "considering" developing "storage canisters" and i say ... yes
but i'll build a relay that has an interface to connect to a distributed database like theirs because i know that the moar shitcoiners show up here the sooner they get a schooling, and it's a special better type of shitcoiner that wants to fund a nostr relay project, wdyt?