I don't get this.

I thought that satoshi built it so it could have infinite sized op_returns. Or was it Segwit?

Does anyone even understand which is which? is it Taproot? Why does taproot do it? Why did taproot have to be a bundle with schnorr signatures, or can I send to an address based on a Schnorr pubkey without going through the Taproot rigmerole? If not, why not?

I was all excited about progress with reducing space usage on chain with all the things and then this happened. And now nobody seems to know what is going on.