Java 25 I suppose 😀
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Getting better, no? Just need a `@main` annotation, auto-import all IO methods, replace `void` with `Unit`, move types to the right, add a `def` keyword, allow me to replace `{}` with `=` and voilà :
```scala
@main def hello() = println("Hello, World")
```

🤣🤣🤣 But seriously, it’s far from the verbose aberration that folks still imagine it to be. These days I cam even compiles and hot-reloads large Java projects faster than the average JavaScript/TS setup. And it’s nowhere near as resource-heavy as people make it out to be.