Yo get this!

Because of zeee Cyber threats on zeee internet the German government is now sending out "security software" to anyone who feels threatened by zeee Internet.

Just install our software on your hardware and your life will be gooder and safer!

Really? How daft do you have to be?

https://www.inside-digital.de/ratgeber/bundesregierung-kostenloses-sicherheitspaket

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I’d feel a lot safer with government spyware on my device

Me too. I feel very protected 😂

Ich hab es

Still not sure if this article is satire. They are taking my taxes to produce webcam stickers and send them to people for free?

I have to see this - I ordered some from the “Bundesministerium für Familie, Senioren, Frauen und Jugend” and will keep you posted.

You did? Please do update.

Do they come with zeee backdoors?

Jawohl!

Yes sir.. it's a feature