iPod Classic refurbished - still in the box from GameStop over a decade ago. Obsolete by way of the smart phone.

iPad mini 2 - new from AT&T. fucking useless and sits on a bookshelf

iPhone 6s - my first broke and my replacement has been replaced. Useless brick

MacBook Pro M3 - returned for $4k

iPad Air + Magic Keyboard + Pencil Pro: Prepping my return.

I use these products for literally fuck all since the day of the iPod and iPhone relevancy