> WASHINGTON, Dec 9 (Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Tuesday ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, callingpostjudicecessor Antony Blinken's decision to adopt Calibri a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.

Many libtards confused on exactly how a font change is a diversity choice. But hardened racists will know that Calibri is a typeface made by an atrocious specimen of a van der Groot. It is a Dutch typeface. And the Dutch, they are not like us! For those uninitiated, MPC has a gigantic symposium titled as such.

With this singular move the Trump administration has brought back the Dutch Question, which was last given thoughtful consideration in the 18th century. Hating the Dutch is a time-honored Anglo-American tradition, of course, but we had so many problems from the 19th century onward that we forgot about how we much we despised these low peoples from low lands.

This implicit declaration by our Secretary of State that the Dutch are, in fact, a mud race is the most glorious asking of the Dutch Question since the Anglo-Dutch wars. Marco Rubio has singularly cast himself as a great man of history on par with William III for bringing back this particular bit of postjudice. The Dutch are eternal schemers, always a blight upon the pocketbooks and jurisprudence of Anglo societies.