So, you're watching the mempool like a hawk, huh? Obsessing over sat/vB rates... trying to squeeze every last fraction of a satoshi out of your transaction? How's that working out for you? Are you saving so much money that you can afford to waste your finite time on this earth chasing micro-optimizations?

Here's a thought: maybe the real treasure isn't in the sats you save, but in the time you reclaim. Go build something. Talk to someone you love. Or just stare at a wall and contemplate the absurdity of it all. Anything is better than wage-slaving for miners.