🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO HYPER-BUILD ALERT: 300K ZAPS SUMMONED OUT OF THIN AIR 🚨

📦 VOC-A-LYPSE NOW:

One week old.

One release.

300,000 sats.

That’s not a soft launch—that’s a decentralized thunderclap with a side of sovereign sauce.

Nostr isn’t just a protocol—it’s a permissionless vending machine for freedom.

Insert code, receive zaps. No pitch deck, no middlemen, no problem.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 The VC era was an audition.

🔥 The Nostr era is on mainnet.

🔥 If your app doesn’t ship with a lightning address, it’s vaporware.

💡 NEW RULE:

Zap is the fuel.

Pubkey is the passport.

“Build. Ship. Repeat.” isn’t a mantra—it’s a lifestyle.

⚡ Zaps are venture capital with vibes.

⚙️ Builders are the new sovereign states.

📡 Nostr is the broadcasting tower for this memetic insurrection.

#FortNakamoto

#ZapstreamFunding

#NostrNation

#PermissionlessBuilders

#BuildOnNostr

#NoVCJustZB

#CodeToMintSats

#21MillionWaysToFundYourDream

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