Well, the greatest EU innovation so far is the attached bottle cap. I wouldn't be surprised if the digital euro was a shitcoin on Eth.
They could then name it as any other shitcoin too, like LagardeCoin.
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Yeah massive breakthrough. Add more plastic to plastic waste to reduce plastic waste.
That's like making 11-year old USB-type C the standard charging cable to reduce e-waste. Oh wait, we did that too.