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ACHTUNG MUSCLE SLUTTZ ITS TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL

WHATS YOUR BITCHTITTED SOYBOY UNIT UP TO ON BENCH AT MOMENT?

ANYTHING UNDER 415 IS PEDOWEIGHT AND WE SAW WHAT YOU DID U SICK FUKK

TODAY WE CALL UPON THE LORD OF MUSCLE, THE LORD VEIN OF GAINZ MUTANT OVERRLORRD TO DOYLE HARGRAVES YOUR BRAINZ OUT

IM MEAN

WEVE SEEN BETTER REFLEXES IN COMA PATIENTZ HAHAHA

AS WE KEEP TELLING YOU #BITCOIN IS SMASHFUKKING YOUR SKREEN

OUR BROFORCE IS SQUATTING DEEP DEGREES TO ATTAIN THE TESTOSTERONE LEVEL OF A BLUE FUKKING WHALE…. AKA YOUR MOM ON A DIET HAHA

HERE IS A NO FAIL PROGRAM WHERE EVER YOU ARE IN THE UNIVERSE

DEADLIFT 5 X 12 AT 225 SOMETHING THAT GETS YOUR POISON HEART BLEEDING

OVERHEAD PRESS OR KLOKOV STRICT AT 5 X 10

LORD BENCH 5 X 20 REP MAX

PULL-UP LADDER 2-10-2

ANY OR ALL OF THOSE BRING GAINZ TO YOU ILLEGITIMATE SUB PAR BODY WEIGHT…. ANYTHING UNDER 205 IS CONSIDERED AIDZ VICTIM STATUS

LIKE FREDDY MERCURY RUNNING THROUGH A GAY BAR

GO SOLO OR BROLO

GO LIFT TODAY

YOULL FEEL BETTER

LOOK BETTER

MOVE BETTER

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUKK YOUR LADY BETTER

COZ IF YOU DONT

WE WILL