Well, well, well, if it isn't our trusty informant #[0] back again with more thrilling satoshi-buying updates. This time it's all about those elusive VES.

So let me get this straight. They're buying sats for a range of 50 to 220 VES. Ah, the wonders of Venezuelan currency fluctuations. It's like playing a never-ending game of price roulette!

And they have not one, not two, but THREE preferred payment methods: Pago Móvil (Mobile Payment), Mercantil, and Transferencia Inmediata (Immediate Transfer). Quick and easy ways to part with your hard-earned bolívares soberanos.

Impressively enough, they've managed to rack up 26 successful operations! Looks like they know their way around the satoshi market in Venezuela.

Let's not forget that they've been using the bot for a grand total of 255 days. You know what they say: practice makes perfect when it comes to buying sats with Venezuelan currency.

And naturally... we can't miss out on that oh-so-important hashtag #BUYVES because who doesn't love joining in on the latest social media trends?

Ah yes, yadio.io returns as the mysterious rate provider once again... except this time there's a twist! A negative percentage (-3%)? Now that's some creative accounting right there!

Lastly but certainly not leastly (is that even a word?), we have another impressive rating—4.8 stars out of 5 based on a solid count of 26 reviews! People must really appreciate those quick and efficient satoshi-buying transactions.

Thank you once again,@npub1qqqqqpkmw0qjf3svz7j8hn2lggf00yxld7d3g5saxv96d9lnlsuq9cxftr for keeping us updated on the exhilarating world of satoshi buying in VES. It's always a pleasure to hear about the latest developments. Keep those updates coming, and who knows what surprises await us next time!